So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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