My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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