so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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