I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
