matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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