I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
