we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize
