just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Randomize
