I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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