they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Oh god it's open bar.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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