May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm at about main and main street
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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