Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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