hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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