everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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