super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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