weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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