how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
home. puking in laundry basket.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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