She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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