It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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