with your own penis?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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