I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The adults are the big ones right?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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