I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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