38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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