just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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