thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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