Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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