Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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