Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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