I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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