Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He did a backflip because drugs
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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