I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
