And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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