I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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