I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
