Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
