just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She's the barista slut.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
pray to the hookup gods
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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