nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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