I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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