mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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