Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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