I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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