Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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