I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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