Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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