i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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