Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Randomize
