my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You don't make any sense
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