The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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