It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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