piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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