stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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